Halloween

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!

Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?
A: Cut it out!
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One day two pumpkins, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.

The uninjured pumpkin called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured pumpkin was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery.

After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured pumpkin, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through."

"The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".
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What kind of romances do pumpkins have?

Mushy!

How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?

Buy a pumpkin patch!

Why do pumpkins never quarrel?

Because they have no stomach for fighting.

When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?

I’m vine, thank you.

What do you call a fat Jack-o-Lantern?

A Plumpkin!

What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other?

Cut it out!

Why is it call a Jack-o-Lantern?

Jill rolled down the hill!

What did the pumpkin say after Halloween?

Good-Pie!

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Yummy Pie!

What did one Jack-o-Lantern say to the other on Halloween?

I’m feeling all warm inside tonight!

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash!

Pumpkin One – I’m a Jack-o- Lantern!

Pumpkin Two – No your just some pumpkin that has just had a face cut out.

Pumpkin One – I’m so cut.

What did one Jack-o-Lantern say to the other?

Got a light!